02 6 / 2012

psychoholic:

buster, you’re 8 years old. stop having an existential crisis.

(Source: arthurtimothyread, via girlwiththeryangoslingtattoo)

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02 6 / 2012

What race are you?

  • Yo: black
  • Yo: 2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French, 100% blue eyed devil
  • Yo: not Mexican

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02 6 / 2012

shaaaaantel:

mil-0:

this always makes me laugh

oh my gosh… HAHA
he has been living under a rock

shaaaaantel:

mil-0:

this always makes me laugh

oh my gosh… HAHA

he has been living under a rock

(Source: ynavillamar, via haave-you-met-ted)

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  • Yo: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • Yo: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
  • Yo: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • Yo: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • Yo: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
  • Yo: Skin cancer

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01 6 / 2012

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gqgqqt:

memoryblocks:

purdaldoo:

pussypoppintoradiodisney:

thatfilthyanimal:

ruinedchildhood:

When I drop food on the floor.

 

fuck

oh my fuCKING GOD

i honestly thought it was going to be mmm whatcha say but it was so much better

TUMBLR

only Tumblr understands me

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via haave-you-met-ted)

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01 6 / 2012

wheretheducksgo:

what was high school like for lizzie mcguire though

like

she goes home after impersonating an italian pop star and half of her class and like the rest of the world saw that she can sing and perform 

like

did she just go to high school and date gordo and go to college with him or

what happened to lizzie mcguire 

(via talesofacollegenothing)

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