02 6 / 2012
buster, you’re 8 years old. stop having an existential crisis.
(Source: arthurtimothyread, via girlwiththeryangoslingtattoo)
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02 6 / 2012
What race are you?
- Yo: black
- Yo: 2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French, 100% blue eyed devil
- Yo: not Mexican
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02 6 / 2012
this always makes me laugh
oh my gosh… HAHA
he has been living under a rock
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01 6 / 2012
shit kristen stewart says
#I feel like Kristen Stewart’s andJennifer Lawrence’s publicists should be friends.
(Source: kstewart)
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01 6 / 2012
- Yo: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
- Yo: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
- Yo: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
- Yo: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
- Yo: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
- Yo: Skin cancer
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01 6 / 2012
When I drop food on the floor.
fuck
oh my fuCKING GOD
i honestly thought it was going to be mmm whatcha say but it was so much better
TUMBLR
only Tumblr understands me
(Source: ruinedchildhood, via haave-you-met-ted)
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01 6 / 2012
what was high school like for lizzie mcguire though
like
she goes home after impersonating an italian pop star and half of her class and like the rest of the world saw that she can sing and perform
like
did she just go to high school and date gordo and go to college with him or
what happened to lizzie mcguire
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